It's a curse...

Dear Johnny,
Why are you so cool Johnny? And how can I be more like you?

Dear Sara,
Well, first let's check with the Magic 8 Ball to make sure I really am that cool. The 8 ball says, "Outlook Good." Guess I lucked out on that one.
It's taken years to perfect this amount of coolness.
I'd suggest buying a big wheel, a rabbit, and eating a lot of pizza! And lastly, for safe measure, turn off that pesky filter between thinking and doing.
Best of luck!

P.S. We can not be held liable for any attempt to be more like Johnny Dynamite that ends with you in jail.