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Dear Johnny,
What boys like me at school? Who will be Kiaia's boyfriend and when will she get a boyfriend? As I am typing this what shoes am I wearing?

Dear Lot-o-qestionz,
Since trying to be psychic is hard work, I now have a Magic 8 Ball to check my answers.

"Fired Up!" - Burn the Film!

If you are looking for a comedy, keep looking. My first hint should have come when I went to see the film opening day and there was only one other person in the theater. With a rating of PG-13, you don't even get the gratuitous nudity you'd expect from a film like this. Not to say there aren't plenty of beautiful women bouncing around cheer camp.

Sarah Roemer

"Fired Up!" may have been a flop, but not because the cheerleaders weren't hot. This week's hot chick is Sarah Roemer, head cheerleader in "Fired Up!"
Look for the 24 year old California native next in the lead role of "Waking Madison" with Elizabeth Shue and Taryn Manning.

Kristen Bell

Sure, you've probably seen Kristen Bell in "Veronica Mars," "(H)Zeroes," or "Forgetting Sarah Marshall."But, have you seen her in the Princess Leia gold bikini? She currently has five movies in production, so you'll be seeing a lot of her this year.

Burn the International's passport!

"The International" sports a plot to thin to be a drama and not enough action to be an action movie, which may be why it couldn't even beat out "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" (in it's 4th week... See, I told you it was funny). Clive Owen plays an Interpol agent bent on bringing down the IBBC, an international bank determined to control the world's debt. Their plan? Buy missiles and guidance systems and resell them. Why?


Kristen Bell dressed as Princess Leia in the slave outfit? If you need more, there's also the real Princess Leia, Seth Rogan as a pimp, William Shatner as himself, Jay and Silent Bob, Ethan Suplee, and Billy Dee Williams!

"Push" it in front of a bus

My advice. Watch the first minute of the movie, find a 90 minute movie and sneak into that theater, and go back to catch the last 30 minutes of "Push."


Dear Johnny,
How can i get absolutely free minutes on my net10 phone!!!???


Dear Cashiel,
If you can't afford minutes on your phone, how do you expect to afford to take anyone out on a date? Ditch the phone and scrounge under the couch cushions for spare change to use the pay phone.


Blueberries have antioxidants!

Dear Johnny,
Does my crush like me? Will he be my BF? If so, when? Does he like my BFF?
Who do i think is cuter, Taylor Swift or Selena Gomez?
What star do I have the biggest crush on. Plus, how old is he?

Dear Blueberry
Yes. Yes. Within the next three weeks. And not so keen, but he'll fake it.
Selena Gomez. Sometimes the blondes don't have more fun.
Robert Pattinson, age 22, hailing from London, England.


Brandon Johnson

Dear Johnny,
Is Brandon Johnson meant for my sister Annissa?


Dear Lexi,
Definitely not. Your sister is too good for Brandon Johnson. Now that I said that, he isn't a big fella, is he?


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