Dear Johnny,
How can i get absolutely free minutes on my net10 phone!!!???


Dear Cashiel,
If you can't afford minutes on your phone, how do you expect to afford to take anyone out on a date? Ditch the phone and scrounge under the couch cushions for spare change to use the pay phone.


Blueberries have antioxidants!

Dear Johnny,
Does my crush like me? Will he be my BF? If so, when? Does he like my BFF?
Who do i think is cuter, Taylor Swift or Selena Gomez?
What star do I have the biggest crush on. Plus, how old is he?

Dear Blueberry
Yes. Yes. Within the next three weeks. And not so keen, but he'll fake it.
Selena Gomez. Sometimes the blondes don't have more fun.
Robert Pattinson, age 22, hailing from London, England.


Brandon Johnson

Dear Johnny,
Is Brandon Johnson meant for my sister Annissa?


Dear Lexi,
Definitely not. Your sister is too good for Brandon Johnson. Now that I said that, he isn't a big fella, is he?


More, More, More...

Dear Johnny,
When will Kaia get a boyfriend? How many boys like me at school? Who will be my next boyfriend? Whats my middle name? As i am typing this what shoes am i wearing? Does Luca like me or Brandon N.?

-Lots of Questions

Dear Lots of Questions,
March 5th or 7th, not sure which one. Going with 4 boys this time. You lost one, but someone will take his place. Gertrude... Sure it's unconventional, but old school is in!
Socks, most definitely socks... annnnnd Luca!


Shoes, Shoes, Shoes...

Dear Johnny,
What color shoes am I wearing?

-Robbie Savage

Dear Robbie,
Black. Did I guess wrong? If so, turn all the lights off in the room you are in and then take another look at your shoes. You'll see that I was indeed right. Unless this was a trick question and you weren't wearing shoes... then shame on you!


Very Inquisitive Ceaira

Dear Johnny,
Who will be my next boyfriend? Does Nick like me?
How many pets do I have? How many boys like me at school? Does my ex-boyfriend still remember me?

Dear Ceaira,

I'm going with Mike for question number one. Nick likes you, but doesn't like you like you. Don't sweat it, he's probably a bum.
3, 5, and if he doesn't remember you... Next time you see him, walk up and kick him hard in the shin. He'll remember you after that!
Off to answer more of your questions...